Helping? Nah, I'm lying to make job harder. Duh.

Black Friday? No, Magenta weekend. whoo hoo OT.

I'm going to break and buy the rock throne. Just means no fast food slips for the next two weeks.

I'm now top ranked on In Bloom, Maps and Dirty Little Secret at work. 2nd on Dead or Alive. :P

It's raining. Again. I' rather have snow.

Sweet, 30 minutes of VTO...and getting stuck on a call for 15 of it.

Too early to be awake, kill me plz.

If I was doing any less today I'd be at home.

Did you know "Gardiners Town Center" and "Collins Bay" sound the same? Me neither.

Dirty little secret.

LFG for rock band that is as bad as I am. No experience necessary.

Yeah, yeah I wanna be a rockstar.

Yeah, yeah I wanna be a rockstar.

Wow, its as cold outside as Del's mom is easy. Aka very.

Aww man, now my lips are all sticky. At least it was good. I love Tootsie roll pops.

LFG to drop SPC for HTC S640.

I don't get it. How can I leave 15 minutes late and still be 20 minutes early?

I like being right all the time. Nobody else does, can't figure out why...

Weekends? Keep dreaming.

Sha la la la la, my oh my looks like the boy too shy, he gotta kiss the girl.

Oh goodie, It's Monday. Got offline plz?

I didn't do anything of value today. In fact, I didn't do anything the last 2 days. Go figure.

It's Sunday and I really have nothing to say.

For the record: Umbrellas from the dollar store suck.

Ubiquity is freaking awesome. I love it.

Where the Hell did my weekend go? Anybody?

Something witty about it being Friday should be here.

Another rainy Monday, love it.

My name is Jeff, and I'm a shopaholic.

You know when your Saturday night plans include overtime, you need a life.

This is pretty great with skyfire. Now to hardware hack the IE button...