I was compared to a lightning ball today. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing yet.

This is full of win http://xkcd.com/548/

"I want your sweet, warm muffin in my mouth." Yum, fresh blueberry muffins.

To forgot to update my status yesterday. Good sign that I did absolutely nothing. Go me!

Just got 2 large pizzas and 10 cans of pop for free! A $30 value! Only available at PizzaPizza!

Charming, yes. But am I Prince Charming ... maybe sometimes.

Ugg, since when do I get sick?

I can't decide if my visa card's swipe strip being worn out is good or bad yet.

Epic fail Jeff, stop trying to read signals.

I lost my combat boots. Major Suck.

Friday mornings taste like country music and chocolate. Can I get a side of VTO?

Oh god, wrong orifice! aim for the other hole.
Soap in the eyes sucks.

I got paid time and a half to do this? I need to goof around with customers more often.

Woot, played nine the afternoon expert guitar. Go me!

I got nothin'. Sitting on the bus sucks.

Peace smells, now you're cryin'.

I love when you message people and they don't know who you are.

Hmm,why are ny ears sore? Oh, now I remember! Ty Julia for being the familiar factor.

Come fear, foresight or faint; They'll be pierced today.

Please tell me why the car is on the front lawn.

Why am I so damn happy all of a sudden? I blame Thursday.

I think I'll get plugs. Whadda' think?

Hmm, a google search for my ancient user name. Wonder who that was...

It's all in your head, really.

Nooooo, I cut my strumming thumb.

These boots were made for walkin', and That's just what they'll do. Then I'll wear slippers.