I bought new pillows! Oh yeah, also bought a new bed too.

Now on Guitar Hero I Suck N Surround Snd. No really, that's the band name.

My nose is runny. I think something triggered my body into becoming human again. Damn. Oh well.

Vodka and Nos, there is a kick/

It should be spelt " a'''ight ", All right?

Did ALL my dishes, hell yeah! ...And then washed my hands in H2O2.

Pirate Radio was a good movie. Had Roy and jen from the IT crowd in it, and Slartibartfast to boot.

You were abducted, of course you need crepes!

I got an ipod nano. In blue!

OMG, Vort was on Glee! Holy world's colliding Batman!

I want to be a fantasy writer. I'd love to make a career our of pretending I can write.

She's got ruby red lips, blond hair, blue eyes
An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!

Knock knock. Who's there? Go fuck yourself.

I don't want to love you, hold you
I don't want to know what you're about
I don't want your name or number,
Just want to get in and get out

Why don't you and I get together, take on the world be together! Heads we win, tails we try again.

Just got a (possibly drunken) text: "Jef u r a great guy, u just need a good girl 2 fix u" Thanks I guess. Any 'good girls' want '2 fix' me?

I just got accused of flirting by a stranger. All I said was "Hey". That's not even fair!

It's not poison, it has juice in it.

OMG, I can be a clergymen for Halloween! They said we can't talk religion at work, never said anything about dressing the part...

I've never gotten fresh with anybody in a Subway, but I'm betting if I did I'd get slapped and they'd take the sandwich to go.

Two Toonie Tuesday meals. chocolate milk and How I Met Your Mother. What could be better? A second person to not make me look like a pig?

Nintendo wants me to pay $75 +SH to have my Wii repaired. Think I'll sell everything instead, it's crap to pay more for in inferior product.

Nintendo wants me to pay $75 +SH to have my Wii repaired. Think I'll sell everything instead, it's crap to pay more for in inferior product.

Going to be so tired tomorrow, oh god.

I have a DPS of 868.1 right now. Still need new boots, necklace and rings. 567.3 just from my ranged. I also need to level my pet.

I had a random nerd-girl click me today. Twice. At a bus stop. For free! You better believe I got her digits.

I'm sick. Sore throat, ears hurt when I swallow, runny nose, head ache, tired. I want some soup. Just hope I don't grow a curly tail.

So Alliance kicked ass in AVs tonight and 78 is taking forever to get. Somebody wanna just do it for me? :p

Shane just killed somebody with a croquet mallet! That's freaking awesome! About time Weeds stop being boring.

I'm a sucker for punishment. There, admitted it.

*Blink Blink* Since when can Eric fly?

Woot, surprise weekend! Off until tuesday.

Baby when you finally, get to love somebody. Guess what? It's gonna be me.

Doughnuts can be used as a reward or failure. On one hand: yum. The other: Oh god, I give up good bye halth.

Wow. The news is messed up.

I'm not crazy, I'm just roll with the sanity crew. With my rep as it's going, soon I could actually be in sane.

So my sneakers take a minute longer than sandals to put on. Don't sneakers make you faster?

Umm oww. My 8g wont go back in, it was only like an hour they were out.

I swear Your Honor, We didn't start the fire. It was always burnin since the worlds been turnin.

Poll Time: Do you have a work place crush? *Watches co-workers get nervous*

Anybody else ever wonder if Reese's Pieces are made of some guy named Reese?

Tackly Alien is looking good, now has a phne body.

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Human Resource Manager. So people are in the same category of oil. Unlike oil, they get mad if you filter them and pump them into your car though.

I feel so totally freaking awesome right now. I don't even know how to describe it. Is this success?

For some reason I have circus music going through my head.

Woot finally top dog.

What's the job title of people who are hired by comapnies to go in and fire people? I wanna do that.

Thank god it's over. That day was rough.

I'm not onlyt an employee, I'm a member! Lame number though 718-795-6073

Somebody rang my buzzer! I hope it's a package! ...That sounds so wrong.

BREAKING NEWS: Fat Balding Dirty Guy drinking DIET Coke...out of 2L bottle!

Turns out there are people better than me, they just don't flaunt it. That's almost worse than lying.

Finally got all of my misic syned with my phone afain. Wanna guess my ringtons?

Cloth armor, fits me like a glove. Just twitta a time and I'm ready for love.

Single white human, looking for group http://ping.fm/I6JB8

PoC'd 3/4 of the day. Awesome way to end a week.

This "man of god" is talking bad about coffee. We should nail him to a cross.

Just spent the last 2 weeks watching the entire season of Arrested Development. Next?

If I was in love with a cardiologist who broke my heart can I sue for malpractice?

Yeah, I'm totally not working to my fullest potential today.

Epic robbery at Frontenac Mall. I wanna go see it myself! http://bit.ly/Pbdmi

Personal best: 57 chats today with exactly 10 minute average handle time. According to sup, may not be lower daily handle to date.

Monkey brains! nomads nomads nom!

Ugg only got 41! I'm such a failure! Only a little glossy eyed.

What do you get when you combine hippies and a bus? Baked seagull foof. Reduce, Runover, Recycle!

Turns out I'm not a villain but more like anti-hero. I can live with that.

You are what you eat: Fast food, cheeseburgers. I must be Fast and cheesy with a side of fries.

A new work week, need a new reason to actually go... Other than rent, I got nothin. You?

Yeah, so I think my facial hair attributed to at least 30% of my cool.

That walk got me so wet I had to peel my clothes off. MONSOONED!

I'm so pure I skipped 6G. Have 4Gs in my main holes now. They are complete. One more step on the 2nd and we're done :D

Am I the only one who thinks the True Blood opening rocks?

Looking for awesome people to play eRepublik with http://snurl.com/pjwhb

No plans for my weekend. Mon/Tues kinda sucks.

Wow there is a Wii game called "Real Herpes: Firefighter". Oh wait, thats heroes.

Looking for ideas of things to do with paper clips at work.

"I'm on my way .....down!...main offender" No idea what this guy is sayin.

Do people actually ask others out on dates anymore? I think I need to be retaught the whole dating thing. Any teachers?

I feel...kinda empty. What's going on?

"You look like a girl who has heard way too many pickup lines. Can I have your number in case I need one?"

Pantloops: Not just for belts!

It figures. I get a shower to get ready for my walk and it starts raining.

Go go weekend entertainment!
*waits for entertainment to comment*

One score down last month. In concern. Didn't care enough to read the chat.

I have a something in my head. Thanks Nicole.

The LPGA makes too many potentially dirty comments.

Wonder if that sunglasses place is still in the mall...

"While Best Buy thrives for accuracy, we reserve the right to make changes to any time or location" This was on the bottom of the Doctor Who DVD sale page. turns out timelords wear blue shirts.

My sunglasses went MIA at work :'(

yawnsauce.

You know what would make me better at Wii sports resort? A bionic arm.

Just stretched my 2nd holes to 12g, heard cracking. Definitely hit cartilage.

Epic. http://ping.fm/SidUO

I bought Wii Sports Resort. Oh god am I going to be sore tomorrow.

I just cut up my credit card into a tear drop. RIP VISA.

Have been up since 7am Saturday. Almost done Blogathon. 9am. Yay.

Blogathon is going awesome. Check out irblogging.com !

Let freedom ring!

hour fifteen to free dom

One third of the way there. I think I can I think I can!

If I can make it through today, I'll have the next four days off. If I can't...well I still have 'em off.

Song lyrics people,song lyrics! Jeebus, 4 text/email about it -.-

Shut up and sleep with me, come on uh huh and sleep with me.

Sweet, i got the Saturday off. Chantelle is a pretty awesome OPs.

I just saw a pregnant woman walk passed me with a coffers and smoe. Almost threw her in front of a car for the kid'sown good.

If only there were more places to hide a body...

Working on Tubes aLive. It's actual work!

#14: The cashier at Metro with braces named Alana. 3 in 2 days, on a roll.

#14: The cashier at Metro with braces named Alana. 3 in 2 days, on a roll.

Activations was less stressful than webcor. Figure that one.

TV just said some med can cause a decrease in sperm. Would you wake up thinking "Wow, i feel a little light today"?

Ugg, The sermon on the radio put me back to sleep! Guess it's a cab to work.

I've found my weakness: A room full of women crying. The emotions will confuse me the stupid reason they are crying will cause damage.

blogathon.org site is down. weird.

I think work can be compared to playing hot potato with firecrackers. Sooner or later it goes off and a ssomebody loses a hand. This firecracker is done with games..

My arm is killing me. These dual chats with this queue is brutal.

We went from no queue to 64 since I started. I blame other people.

Holy crap, I'm more likely to become the next great lake than get to work as a solid today.

I'm going to make a complaint to erepublik's office. Took 2 days to improperly ban my account and now 8 and still no reply back about unbanning it? That's pathetic customer service.

WTB ping pong ball gun. Or a sling shot.

I hate standintg on this street for the bus. Makes me think I should have a sign that says "Tap that for bus pass"

I should get paid more.

I am 10 agents.

I am 10 agents.

I just sat through an hour of playing with the myTouch. Still not impressed.

Oh god I'm tired. This could be a very long day.

If mind over matter is correct: Can I think about getting sick really hard so I don't have to go to work tomorrow?

I should legally change my name to "Doctor Jeffrey Wiggins". It would be the easiest way to become a Doctor. Who's a doctor? I'm the Doctor!

Jumped the gun a minute early and should still get 4 minutes overtime. Win ? yeah.

I want some lego. Some guy is build Oklahoma out of it.

I heard a preacher on the radio and swear it was a Dr.Suess book he was reading from.

Holy crap! It went from sunny to swimming outside in 5 minutes!

Eating breakfast is awesome.

It figures, the one Bon Jovi song I want to hear isn't on here.

I feel awesome this second. And smart. No idea why.

Dude on the bus has been staring at me for like 3 days. I just said "I ain't no hamburger, quit grillin' me dawg'" and he repied whatever and got off. Wasnt even his stop haha.

If I could mate a dolphin with koala bear, then make a couch of of the resulting offspring I would.

Banned. Bummer.

Buskers stop at 6, I work until 630. Here's to hoping for a Webcor field trip!

I'm starting to feel like I'm the weird one. I don't like it.

Startek; it's not a job, it's volunteer!

Everybody is too down on themselves. Comment and tell me what your best features are!

Second set done. Easier than the first I'd think.

Second set done. Easier than the first I'd think.

Buddah's is booked, black star it will be.

Damn, now a place thats closed Mondays too. I blame Sunday, it's a bad influence. Piercingtomorrow then !

Everybodys sprinting for the weekend!

Wow! Just called Buddha's Belly and they'll do my second set of holes at 14g for $35. That's $40 less than blackstar. Maybe I'll get them this paycheck instead of next.

78% sure I'm getting 2nd holes done in my ears. Likely end of the month. Not sure if I'll do both ears or just left. Suggestions or comments?

My name is Jeff, and I'm a shopaholic.

I've been paid for 3 and a half hours so far to draw Spiderman in a tie. God bless downtime.

Sooooooooooo tired.

I got violated by math today. For over an hour and a half. One is no longer the lonliest number. :'(

Upgrade in one chat, cancellation in the other. Multitasking...to the EXTREME! i want to do some extreme skipping now.

Off to another day at the mines. And by mines I mean annoying two customers at once.

Ugg, I buckled. Why is it that I can't argue with pretty women? It's really starting to suck.

The Sundays are coming for me. Now they're Wednesdays too.

Woot, 8 gauge stuff showed up. Now you can see through my ears :D

I should be a supervisor. I may not be bubbly but I know my stuff, demand satisfactory results from others and hold them responsible for their actions. If those aren't leadership qualities then I don't know what are.

Is it strange that I feel better when I hold people to the same high standards I hold for myself and they fail?

Billy Mays is dead now? WTF mate?

1/3 through my shift and have done absolutely nothing. So awesome.

Jeff Wiggins *BAM* Fashion Consultant!

Today is not a good day to say anything to set Jeff off, he is very moody.

I just jolted all over myself. I think it's going to be a long day.

According to this schedule, I should be downtown 15 minutes earlier on this route even though I left 10 minutes late.

Holy crap! The King of Pop, Michael Jackson is dead!

I'm at 6 votes, leading by 1. The suspense is killing me.

Not only am I running for congress, but right now winning. God bless low population and moving tickets.

One day down, fourto go. Remember to vote for me tomorrow. Jeff for congress!

Hot outside, cold inside. Anybody else see something wrong with this?

Why is it so bloody hot?!
Wake me up when the cinders end.

I still kick ass at swimming. I love having a pool.

I bought some 8g stuff today, think this will be my last stretch.

Weekend for the win! Need to come up with incentives and / or a theme this year from blogathon.

I'm making a list (and checking it twice) of 8g stuff to buy on bodyartforums.com . Anybody wanna help? Or want to add to the order yourself?

"If you're sick, stay homwe to avoid spreading infectious diseases." I AM an infectious disease and they dont give that many FTOs.

Going out drinking while hung over and tired doesn't work. Sorry guys.

Sweet, got my earrings. And turns out my tapers were 6g. No wonder they hurt.

The Bloodhound Gang are awesome.

A kid stopped me on the way to work today and said "Are you the music man?" Weird.

I just saw a fat kid walking down the street eating chicken straight from the bucket. The back of his shirt said "Confidence". If it wasn't for the Wendy's bag in one hand and the large drink it the other I'd have pointed and laughed.

Flip flops and Sundays are a bad mix. Next week I'll run for the bus barefoot.

Thank god it's friday. Not because work sucks, but it's my last clean shirt.

How can a guy I work with live one door over and me not know? They're closing in on me, time to move.

My couch has magical powers. Don't underestimate it, it can make even the fiercest of enemies fall into slumber.

I don't have the number of anybody named Jenny. That makes me kinda sad really.

Practically perfect in every way. Or so work thinks.

Sometimes I feel like I'm so great I deserve a medal.
But then I remember that I got hit with a frying pan last time. Wasn't hoping for a purple heart.

They say there is no such thing as a free lunch. Those people are idiots. And dressing like a hobo is too a hobby!

Ten points to whoever can tell me what a "NIC Card" is.

My average handle time today was 10 minutes and 12 seconds. Took 30 chats. Not too shabby.

Muggy with possible showers? Yeah no, not a day to wear black.

I have no idea what I was supposed to do tonight, but dont think it'll be done.

Great, Monday and a 75% chance of being late. Don't old people have their own bus? Think the name starts with an 'H'.

I just realized that my apartment number doubled is 420. Does that mean I'm half baked?

What has sore fingers and can play the intro to smoke on the water? This guy!

Ooh, Barracuda!
Now I just need to develop musical talent.

Square brand electric guitar, new for $179 at the Hock shop. And it's blue! To get or not?

I play better than Wingss. How do you like me now?!

I think my internet is working on token ring. Or it's high.

Ha, Who needs who to hold the door? And didn't spill a drop either.

Would somebody mind explaining he song 'sex on fire' to me? I swear it's about STDs.

Woot, got paid. Now I can afford the essentials: Corona or Keith's?

Work set me up the bore.
I can haz entertainment?

So yeah, men's gymnastics is lame.

Come on everybody, I will take your money, cause I like money, hehehe. Now go make love 'cause love is free.

I need a miracle, everyday.

WWJD shouldn't be what would Jesus do, the answer is always 'get my ass nailed to a post'. It should be what would jeff do, it's less likely to kill you.

So for the record, I'm too old to be climbing trees.

I feel like I was run over by a train. Driven by an overweight rhinoceros. Help me Dudley!

It's camp day at Tim Hortons. Go drink coffee. For the children, made with children.

Nintendo's press conference at E3 was fail. They made Microsoft look good.

Sleeping is the 5th driver. Met or not met?

Ugg, Sundays again? I thought they went out of style last summer.

97% Guitar and and 87% vocal on Dirty Little Secret at the same time. I'm dirty little AWESOME!

It might just be me, but the dude at Blackstar seems like an ass.

Figures I leave the house when people are outside.

"Topical Anesthetic for Dermal Analgesia" That'll do!

It's Friday then 1-day weekend and you know what that means? We need to drink twice as much tonight!

Ever had a bag of peas stuck to your head? I have. Thanks Mom!

Okay, oww. Anybody know what I can use to numb earlobes?

Turns out I may have Tramatophobia: fear of injury. Would explain a lot.

Money is stupid. When are the credit skin barcodes coming?

Wow, I'm getting better at playing guitar and doing vocals on RB...wonder if my neighbors agree.

Walking at night is fun. Could always use a second pair of feet though. Volunteers?

I complain about the sun all the time but have done nothing to stop it.

I complain about the sun all the time but have done nothing to stop it.

Wow, I can feel emotions coming back...I need booze tonight.

Let me make myself CLEAR: Customers are idiots.

WTB 1 life. Willing to pay with a round of booze.

I just had a nightmare where the government stole my liver. For somebody that doesn't dream, that's terrifying.

My watch doesn't tell time, I make a suggestion and it agrees.

My watch doesn't tell time, I make a suggestion and it agrees.

I have dead people in my hair.

My hair has a crazy case of bleach burn, anybody know hte best cure?

Ok, so picturing everybody is in their underwear...wait I'm clothed. Damn it, they're STILL looking at me!

I not only just exterminated my impostor's forum account, I closed their Gmail as well. I win.

This is not a comment about how awesome Fridays are. Take that majority!

I want to change my first name to Alpha. #1 in my head and on paper.

I'm afraid we might have schizophrenic paranoia but he doesn't.

Whoo hoo, Monday! Let the good times roll. Let the good times rolllloll.

Hey look at me, I can play guitar and sing at the same time!

Name the quote: "Hunny, when they say it's a good size, it's a nice way of saying it's small."

Name the quote: "Hunny, when they say it's a good size, it's a nice way of saying it's small."

Sweet, haven't even had my coffee yet and already ruined over a dozen women's day.

Where in the world is Cliff SanDiego?

Where in the world is Cliff SanDiego?

Hey look, if I stand in the right spot. theres 3 of me. Elevators rock.

Hey look, if I stand in the right spot. theres 3 of me. Elevators rock.

Yous all need to learn to put some American into y'all's internet mail.

Forget Thursdays, Sundays are worse. Closing at 4pm? I mean really.

I have no new email. WTF mate?

I have no new email. WTF mate?

Well at least the skyfire update is decent.

Woke late, forgot the nail polish for Deb, didn't take my allergy meds and my headset wont sync. Dare I show for work?

Woke late, forgot the nail polish for Deb, didn't take my allergy meds and my headset wont sync. Dare I show for work?

Operation New Naptime failed Sir. All evidence destroyed. Awaiting further orders.

Any store that closes early on sunday is run by fucktards. End of story.

Almost done, whoo hoo!

A quarter of the way there.. I'd rather have a quarter pounder than another 8 hours.

After today my brain will be snoozin'

"The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it." Totally an evil day.

Firefly full series DVD boxset: last week was $69.99. This week is $24.99 @ FFuture Shop. Major pwnage. Anybody for a marathon?

I just noticed I'm Completely colorless today. Strange.

Oh god, I think I might be falling into the 'punk pop' category! Noooooo! i need fashion, STAT!

I'm wearing 251 pyramid studs, 2 large cone studs, and 6 small cone studs on my clothing. Oh, and I have ice cream!

So I've been told I rocked the rocker look and need to change. Suggestions for a new 'look' are welcome plz and thx.

How are you in my head? Nobody is ever in my head. WHAT ARE YOU?!

Aww damn it, taxi again. I swear soon amey's just just withdrawls from my paycheck.

I have 1 pill left to last...until the pain stops. There will be alot of screaming.

For a limited time, you too can own your own Jeff bobblehead for only 9 easy hours of VTO! Call now!

Duuuuude, my lips are huge. What kind of dru..oh, these are the real size? Well that makes it less funny.

New and improved forgetfulness. Now with less alcohol! Pick up yours today wherever drugs are sold.

Going off the road on the crazy bus.

I'm too damn nice.

If crazy is a state of mind and I lost my mind years ago, I must be perfectly sane!

I can't get no, satisfaction. Yes I try, and I try. and I try! I can't get no!

Roar! Grilled Cheese

Is my career being ssabotaged by co-workers? Ugg, isthis a career? Gross

Wow, who'd have thunk it would take a few HOURS for me to get my drugs.

You know what's worse than leaving the house? Leaving the house when it's sunny.

So waking up at 7pm kinda sucks and stuff.

I finally got my earrings! Bring on the badassery!

Fresh blueberry muffin, new blog to read; were there 1 more B word there the morning would be perfect. Got butter?

Ugg, they put the news back on. Guess I'm cutting this break short.

She's a bot, Anna is a bot. She'll ban you, ban you so hard. Ready for take off!

I feel like some KD tonight, not Wendy's. And maybe some orange crush too to match.

A grilled cheese sandwhich with bacon and a side of fries sounds awesome right about now.

Mornings should be hit by a bus. Or the vehicle from Jeepers Creepers. Either way, kill em.

WEBCOR!
Webcor was a man
I mean, he was a dragon man
Or maybe he was just a dragon

I'm only the joker. Drugs are bad m'kay?

Outside sucks. I need an assistant. Or an Oompa Loomapa.

Where all my distractions at? Holla!

Ok, I'm ready to go home now.

I was asked to stay in activations to 'keep up morale' by a sup. Too funny, but no.

When coffee and bed fight, nobody wins. Support the CAB alliance, improving mornings... for everybody

Frosty the coffee queen!

Whoo hoo, it's officially Spring! Only one more season until bikinis!

My cookie had no fortune, I'm doomed. Hide me.

My cookie is empty, I have no fortune... Hide me plz.

If there was a word stronger than awkward, it could have used today. Twice.

Note to self: Breathing is a good way to avoid death.

I am Dante, damn it!

Give me caffeine, or give me death!

My morals dragged me to work today. Damn their strength.

Do you hate your job? Read this Life Hacker article and smile http://ping.fm/f4M6Q

Watchmen was good...but WTF was with the tiger-thing with the horns?

I vote 27.

Laundry day, see you there. Under things, tumbling. Wanna say, love your hair. Here I go...mumbling.

Fear the persistentcy of the unlovable.

$10 to anybody that can find me something like this in blue. http://ping.fm/96qcz

On a scale from 1 to 10 (ten being most) how approachable am I?

Just when I think I can get out, they pull me back in. Give me VTO damn it!

The more layers you wear, the cooler you are. I have 4: I'm a freaking ROCKSTAR!

I guess I look a thing like Jesus, but do I talk like a gentleman?

How can I be so popular with some, yet the one that I try to get attention from is ignoring me? Ugg.

Oh my god, Second Life ate my baby. Wait, it was your kid? He was a brat anyway, good riddence.

Fear not, Captain Missed-Signals is here with his female seeking awkwardness!
...Sorry.

Hey look, I'm outside in the sun. Want to meet and take a picture :P

Terrible Tuesday, Trouble Tuesday, Turrets Tuesday, Tubesock Tuesday? We gotta make this day a little less boring.

For only $1.34 a day you can sponsor your own Jeff.

OH MY GRAIN, A BABY CORN!

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, a smooth criminal. Oh!

I was compared to a lightning ball today. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing yet.

This is full of win http://xkcd.com/548/

"I want your sweet, warm muffin in my mouth." Yum, fresh blueberry muffins.

To forgot to update my status yesterday. Good sign that I did absolutely nothing. Go me!

Just got 2 large pizzas and 10 cans of pop for free! A $30 value! Only available at PizzaPizza!

Charming, yes. But am I Prince Charming ... maybe sometimes.

Ugg, since when do I get sick?

I can't decide if my visa card's swipe strip being worn out is good or bad yet.

Epic fail Jeff, stop trying to read signals.

I lost my combat boots. Major Suck.

Friday mornings taste like country music and chocolate. Can I get a side of VTO?

Oh god, wrong orifice! aim for the other hole.
Soap in the eyes sucks.

I got paid time and a half to do this? I need to goof around with customers more often.

Woot, played nine the afternoon expert guitar. Go me!

I got nothin'. Sitting on the bus sucks.

Peace smells, now you're cryin'.

I love when you message people and they don't know who you are.

Hmm,why are ny ears sore? Oh, now I remember! Ty Julia for being the familiar factor.

Come fear, foresight or faint; They'll be pierced today.

Please tell me why the car is on the front lawn.

Why am I so damn happy all of a sudden? I blame Thursday.

I think I'll get plugs. Whadda' think?

Hmm, a google search for my ancient user name. Wonder who that was...

It's all in your head, really.

Nooooo, I cut my strumming thumb.

These boots were made for walkin', and That's just what they'll do. Then I'll wear slippers.

3 big swings and homerun on all. On all one call. Full of win.

This is a stick up! Put your hands behind your head and give me your job.

4 calls in and already used my A game swing...damn.

It's 10:30. +1 to whoever gets that.

Hey look, snow.

Give me money, coffee or death. K thx.

Cybersix has nothing to do with computers... I know right?

Holy crap, Tshirt Hell is closing! Buy me shirts now before it's too late.

I hate China. There, I said it.

This bus is totally pimp. Rockstar service fo' sho'.

Yes, yes. And how does that make you feel?

Damn I hate how easy these headphones are to use.

5 hours of VTO! Can I get a Woot Woot?

Holla' at your boy... No really woman, your kid is feeding his baby sister to snakes.

Chocolatechip muffin, coffee and gingko. The breakfast of forgetful champions.

Until I start wearing a collar with my address on it, chasing buses should not be a habit.

I gotta get me some ginko after work ... If I remember.

A fresh batch of newbies, right out of the oven. Hehehe.

Walmart doesn't have wall mounted shelves. Strange eh?

I just ran so fast my teeth hurt.

You wouldn't like me when I'm...hungry.

He said let there be guitar, and there was guitar.

Is this thing on? No? OK then.

It's true: Everybody really is stupid.

Yum, warm muffin.
Blueberry.

Let's just add chocolate chips, that'll make it better.

Woot, I have serious skills! http://ping.fm/aRnv5