People are stupid. Why would I work as a freelancer for $13/h if I knew of a site that would net me $2000/day? Idiot.

My TV (monitor) power supply blew. Prima is out of business. Sites want $20 for a DIGITAL copy of the manual. What's that? New TV? Sure!

I need LinkJuice. I think my sites are about as juiced up as they can get without some outside help. Suggestions?

Kicking the Mining Boss' ass! Critical Hit for 500 Manganese! #Wakfu

Apparently you need to be retarded to work in marketing. GG.

I forgot how much stretching out my piercings hurts. Shouldn't have let them shrink.

Paying somebody $180 to repeatedly inject me with a substance I'm allergic to. Next, I'm offering gold to people to kick me in the junk.

Remember when Frames were cool? I do. Tempted to 'Internet Historian' on my resume.

Give a man a site, he'll love it for a day. Teach a man to make a site, you'll be unemployed forever.

I have no idea what < pp > is in HTML, but the typo fixed the issue I was having. Awesomesauce.

Have Google's link rel="author" set now for all sites. Such a headache. I think IRB will need a new layout soon though, so messy!

"What do you mean, why's it got to be build?" He said. "It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses."

10 Mine, Alt-Tab, Mine, Alt-Tab. 20 Mine, Alt-Tab, Mine, Alt-Tab. 30 Mine, Alt-Tab, Mine, Alt-Tab. 40 Go to 10.