There's a serious problem when you forget every other means of communication when there is no phone to use.

If anything else goes wrong, I'm going to start shooting. Fair warning: Buy a vest.

Working on Player Versus. Have Mon & Tue done/post. Will have another Wed & Fri. Feedback plz! http://ping.fm/UpUK1

If there was a hierarchy based on searching shit online, I'd be royalty. Eat it.

I got a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!

I love you like kings love queens
Like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans

Once I was the King of Spain.

Have I mentioned I fucking hate xmas?

Finally beat Ragnaros. Fuck yeah!

Why is it so hard to believe I have awesome credit? It's cause I'm broke, isn't it?!

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I make six figures a year...most are zeros.

I got a job! Ice Cream Artist. Boo ya!

So I have DSPS. It's a non-profit disability. BUT, can be helped with pot.

Paypal is a financial institution right?

I just Deleted my Ubuntu partition, including grub. Yep, that dumb.

I can't help but laugh everytime I see a job requirement that says "must handle heavy load".

Job interviews suck.

On veut juste vous bouffer le cerveau
Non, ce n'est pas si bete
Ça va pas t'coûter les yeux de la tête

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http://ping.fm/QbtG8 Bo is a genius.

@magslw we should do this next time youre up. http://ping.fm/rm0m2

I wish I could put "Downed 4/7 Fireland raid bosses" on my resume. It should be impressive.

Backwards compatibility my ass.

Always at the mercy of the GCD.

WoW pick-up line of the day: Look how big my world tree is.

Dropped my Cowl of the Clicking Menace. FUCK YEAH!

Just gave away the staff I've been wanting to a guildie. I better get my dagger then!

I just ate LFG Butter. Yum.

@magslw +1 Android. http://ping.fm/wMLdk

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Startek HR is stupid. If I say "I won't know until the 21st" and you keep calling for an update you're dumb. Jill needs to stop fucking calling me.

No really, no technical training! Im naturally gifted like that.

WTB [EasyJob] 23k/stack. PST.

I need a job that pays me not to interact with the public.

I completed 12 songs on expert on RB, and feel like my hand is gonna fall off.

CRTC should get off their ass. http://ping.fm/S6nAK

I'm never going to stick 1 lbs of meat in my mouth ever again.

Don't answer the phone, it's redundancy calling!

Hungry man is telling me to rearrange my meat. It wouldn't look good beside the coffee table. Suggestions?

Finally dropped Nef and I lost my helmet by 2 on the roll! Ugg!

So, my full Abe beard is gone. None it's just an Abe goatee.

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Happy Canada-Uses-Jedi-Mind-Tricks Day!

Good idea, support them http://ping.fm/iU7yr

haha, Telus actually says "Are you using an iphone/smartphone". Glad they are separate.

Sara stole my wolf poop!

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http://ping.fm/k3gUb yes plz

http://ping.fm/7YBxR These officers should be made an example of by the people. They work FOR US, not above. Public execution.

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Sorry You caught me on 'Don't help kids with diabetes Tuesday'.

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http://ping.fm/Bpoxg house got pwned

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I've been having dreams about people standing in fire. Yes, I started that fire, why?

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An 18 cent raise is a fucking insult. Anybody else want to hire me, My time is apparently worth fuck-all.

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http://ping.fm/GAIHM Pointing out stuff that sucks more doesn't make it suck less...but helps.

http://ping.fm/pGIaS I think France miundersttod: China did firewall bad.

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http://ping.fm/Yauhl lulzsec > cia

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http://ping.fm/5WLKF Since its not 4g by standards and just a bs name, they should rename it Ug (unicorn). Funnier.

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http://ping.fm/jtva7 Just say No! to rainbows...or go to hell!

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http://ping.fm/Z2Iiw school board will lose.

http://ping.fm/yvAMT Bresturaunts. genius.

"I'm a fail healer because stupidity is not a debuff I can cleanse." - Mircyne US-Thunderhorn

"Posted by Caerbear
The best thing about gettin geared up is that it's usually assumed that it's not my fault anymore."

I'm going to kill her fucking cat.

This Dilbert makes my top 10 http://ping.fm/KpnF3

"`... then I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

"then I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic.'
`I found a small lake that thought it was a gin and tonic, and jumped in and out of that. At least,I think it thought it was a gin and tonic."

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http://ping.fm/7RIdp This is the shit you voted for Canada.

Originally Posted by Aundas
You know you're addicted to WoW when you try to grind real life skills. Like cooking 20 pieces of toast and hoping you're somehow endowed with the knowledge to cook bacon or something more complex.

"LFG is like a playground. the idea is great but retarded kids ruin it for everyone." - Swiped from OtisJay's sig on mmo-champion forums.

Shaving straight lines in hair is "hair tattooing". I do paper tattooing. aka geometry. Cha ching!

So SteelSeries is requesting a purchase receipt. I guess they don't understand "it was a gift"

One less tooth.

So, if SteelSeries doesn't replace my keyboard, I want the Razer Anansi http://ping.fm/IzMW6

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http://ping.fm/JlvXL this would hurt

http://ping.fm/YOGzQ look, purple!

http://ping.fm/TBbeZ this sounds like a good idea

http://ping.fm/oO8sN flip

God damn it, I slept through the #rapture !

http://ping.fm/nNbNb run wow in java in a browser on ubuntu? i could do that.

http://ping.fm/ZVPfS fucking French bastards.

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http://ping.fm/RcRy9 80/20? startek needs to learn this

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I have an abscessed tooth. fucking hurts.

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http://ping.fm/HUAu3 good idea

http://ping.fm/9cZSN There must always be a Lich Ki... I mean Nexus.

http://ping.fm/T1qtd now with 8g!

http://ping.fm/5VsRm tick tick boom. dead.

http://ping.fm/H7ZrQ timey whimy

The druid.....He's over 9000!!!!!1!!!!!1~!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!~one!

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Today is the day that I hate my country. Everybody who voted for the #cons, you got duped.

harper is a douche #pc

They're reporting PC with 39% right now. That's lame. Whose taking bets for when the next vote is?

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I don't drink to have a good time. I do it to forget the bad times.

I just lost a filling. Great.

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Linux and I have a love-hate relationship. It loves to piss me off, and I fucking hate it for that.

W: Unbalanced action groups, expect badness

Kernel panic, don't panic. Kernel panic, don't panic. Kernel panic, don't panic. Kernel panic...

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http://ping.fm/5qjQD woot woot. lets go anybody but tores.

http://ping.fm/SxRX7 *facepalm*

http://ping.fm/niUZT ratstek sucks

http://ping.fm/SU0JE im not one for weddings, but do like mario.

They're interviewing a dirty looking hippy on CTV news from tha marijuana party. funny

http://ping.fm/imPIM Uh huh, of course it is. NOT!

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http://ping.fm/7YUUs Where my #linux people at?!

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http://ping.fm/e52Jo If only RatsTek had plans.

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WatchTower is back online with DD-WRT.

This sucks. Don't look Nicola http://ping.fm/CUZ0J

http://ping.fm/7XtlE I'm goingto pick a random party and tweet they won, just to spite them.

http://ping.fm/ZXKUD I miss doing this

http://ping.fm/kROyd uTorrent beta looks pretty. Am I home yet?

http://ping.fm/G71QM This is f'ing awesome

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Oh, and a black external HDD named Brainiac.

I have a router named WatchTowe; My devices are Batman, Aquaman, JohnJones, Hawkman, and Green Lantern. Guess my theme?

4.60 dl, 1.68 ul. That's more than twice as fast as prior to my changes. Suck it!

I just reconfigured my modem to disable "traffic shaping". Can I get a what! what!?

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http://ping.fm/oMWw9 the 4th doctor is in

http://ping.fm/Irmz6 the 4th doctor is in

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They just took out a stitch. That was unpleasant.

http://ping.fm/8YTxW All bow down to the self sufficent power that is Google

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http://ping.fm/84VDX at this price, I want it.

http://ping.fm/7MLbW It confuses me how everybody fights the fcc.

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http://ping.fm/ZRNdk torries suck

http://ping.fm/BleHn even if dont care about voting, consider this.

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http://xkcd.com/883/ yep, one

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I like the pixies.

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The cocksuckers I work for can go fuck themselves. Oh, and I removed their name on FB so eat shit and die.

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Rogers admits to throttling WoW players. http://ping.fm/CRAcX

Every book is a children's book if the kud can read. - Mitch

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I hate this bimbo bus driver. 13 minutes late on pickup.

Soup at hand evolved into soup in belly! You've defeated The Hunger! Level up!

http://ping.fm/myEBX +1 google. Your move oracle.

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http://ping.fm/KVsFT anazon app store for everyone

http://ping.fm/H8Gjq fucking isps

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MTO?! Chat down?! FTW!

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Woke up with http://ping.fm/ABsWN in my head. My brain is weird.

http://xkcd.com/875/

It's Dr. Robotnik, not Eggman!

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http://ping.fm/43DLi cool remote access teamviewer for android

http://ping.fm/jj6eF ie6 in ie 8

http://ping.fm/vbjKK now this article i like

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http://ping.fm/5Meql These would be good suggestions for anybody not at RatsTek.

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Im debating if the Nexus S will be worth it when it gets here in a month.

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http://xkcd.com/869/ this seems familiar...

http://ping.fm/y8bPW Doctor who mmorpg coming out. As bad as it will be, ill try it

I get to talk to training tonight...but what will I wear?!

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http://xkcd.com/864/

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Guess who just got a Chaos Orb...It was me!

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http://ping.fm/WZYGf angrybirds stonehedge

http://ping.fm/8rFQY robocop ftw

http://ping.fm/fDUkr go fish

http://ping.fm/y9USl green coding

http://ping.fm/TGb8i Our cubicles are still worse.

Forgot my scarf. Hope it stays warm.

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Have my right lobes at 0g and 6g now again. Gotta wait on the left, slight tear trying 2g to 0g.

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http://ping.fm/bgl09 This may be the only time I'm jealous of China's web.

http://xkcd.com/859/ This would bother Nicola.

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http://ping.fm/uChB1 Bill 133 ftw

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http://ping.fm/CxDTg I'd read huck finn again if it was about robots

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http://ping.fm/FG4in fucking epic

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http://ping.fm/vshCQ tea love

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http://ping.fm/7n2ju This is dumb.

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http://ping.fm/eraaj a gif. that works on my phone.

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http://xkcd.com/853/

http://ping.fm/rnhff Reading this makes the words "Fuck you" come to mind.

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http://ping.fm/nnANN Read Canadians.

http://ping.fm/Gqd2I Get Baked At Work!

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the kingston transit #6 (bus 0836) that was suppose to be here @ 4:45pm showed up @ 5:27pm. This is unacceptable.

Dilbert Daily Strip: 2011-02-02: http://ping.fm/3bzN1

And as the old man froze, proven again was that wisdom does not come with age. Moral of the story: Wear a scarf when its cold.

http://ping.fm/gm5lM Read this if you value family values

I just had to kiss every single frog in Grizzly Hills. She was the last one. Seriously?

Alliance are fucking morons. We just lost TB and the RL says "Well at least we tied". Fucking paladin.

http://ping.fm/oDEnf Buth!

http://ping.fm/m1mn0 Oh glorious Monday

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http://ping.fm/W8zu1 Yeah, you are apple's bitch.

The thought of going to work today actually made me feel sick to my stomach. That's a good sign right?

http://ping.fm/nmES2 I have no idea wgere this is from, but looks cool.

http://ping.fm/qd5XL Pure baking brilliance.

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http://ping.fm/xT67u Hard like heroic

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http://ping.fm/yIhH0 You can learn anything online.

http://ping.fm/9zeY8 The raddish will out live us all.

http://ping.fm/REql9 Speak up fellow Canadians, bill c-32 is bad

http://ping.fm/UEBFt Sounds cool. Anybody read it?

Telus Loyalty called me. I asked about Android phones coming out soon. She said she heard an iPhone 5 is coming out soon. Nice... but dumb.

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http://ping.fm/pZkS2 Isnt this what texting the better half is for?

http://ping.fm/5z37X If only I cold live the dream

In a white tin can at too-damn-early-o-clock. Yay.

http://ping.fm/I8gDT Ding.

Big turnout for Wintergrasp for alliance: 3 people including me. I hate alliance pvp.

http://ping.fm/thGpG I need one of these for when I play rock band.

http://ping.fm/eeo84 How to deal with a boring job

http://ping.fm/NQiwf Not an issue at Startek!

http://ping.fm/iYpRV A must read. Guarentee you'll wanna click a link.

http://ping.fm/7Wvud very helpful. Thanks Dolby

http://ping.fm/TDWop better than the actual movie.