Name the quote: "Hunny, when they say it's a good size, it's a nice way of saying it's small."

Name the quote: "Hunny, when they say it's a good size, it's a nice way of saying it's small."

Sweet, haven't even had my coffee yet and already ruined over a dozen women's day.

Where in the world is Cliff SanDiego?

Where in the world is Cliff SanDiego?

Hey look, if I stand in the right spot. theres 3 of me. Elevators rock.

Hey look, if I stand in the right spot. theres 3 of me. Elevators rock.

Yous all need to learn to put some American into y'all's internet mail.

Forget Thursdays, Sundays are worse. Closing at 4pm? I mean really.

I have no new email. WTF mate?

I have no new email. WTF mate?

Well at least the skyfire update is decent.

Woke late, forgot the nail polish for Deb, didn't take my allergy meds and my headset wont sync. Dare I show for work?

Woke late, forgot the nail polish for Deb, didn't take my allergy meds and my headset wont sync. Dare I show for work?

Operation New Naptime failed Sir. All evidence destroyed. Awaiting further orders.

Any store that closes early on sunday is run by fucktards. End of story.

Almost done, whoo hoo!

A quarter of the way there.. I'd rather have a quarter pounder than another 8 hours.

After today my brain will be snoozin'

"The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it." Totally an evil day.

Firefly full series DVD boxset: last week was $69.99. This week is $24.99 @ FFuture Shop. Major pwnage. Anybody for a marathon?

I just noticed I'm Completely colorless today. Strange.

Oh god, I think I might be falling into the 'punk pop' category! Noooooo! i need fashion, STAT!

I'm wearing 251 pyramid studs, 2 large cone studs, and 6 small cone studs on my clothing. Oh, and I have ice cream!

So I've been told I rocked the rocker look and need to change. Suggestions for a new 'look' are welcome plz and thx.

How are you in my head? Nobody is ever in my head. WHAT ARE YOU?!

Aww damn it, taxi again. I swear soon amey's just just withdrawls from my paycheck.

I have 1 pill left to last...until the pain stops. There will be alot of screaming.

For a limited time, you too can own your own Jeff bobblehead for only 9 easy hours of VTO! Call now!

Duuuuude, my lips are huge. What kind of dru..oh, these are the real size? Well that makes it less funny.

New and improved forgetfulness. Now with less alcohol! Pick up yours today wherever drugs are sold.

Going off the road on the crazy bus.

I'm too damn nice.

If crazy is a state of mind and I lost my mind years ago, I must be perfectly sane!

I can't get no, satisfaction. Yes I try, and I try. and I try! I can't get no!

Roar! Grilled Cheese

Is my career being ssabotaged by co-workers? Ugg, isthis a career? Gross

Wow, who'd have thunk it would take a few HOURS for me to get my drugs.

You know what's worse than leaving the house? Leaving the house when it's sunny.

So waking up at 7pm kinda sucks and stuff.