The new Katy Perry movie must be the most hyped documentary ever!

Send me a nasty e-mail and belittle my work after not hearing from you FOR OVER A MONTH? Fine, my rate just doubled. Eat it or Beat it.

Im'a slap a bitch. Rogers made me buy a sim card for nothing.

When Google starts serving me ads in French, I might be reading too much of the French #Wakfu Forums.

It's amazing how much easier it is not coding directly in Wordpress...

Time for the 7am stretch.

Sulake and Habbo Hotel are so fucked. It's about time they got what is coming to them. Almost tempted to take them off my resume.

New #Wakfu macro to help with gathering professions. It's call "Click the damn button you lazy asshole". Download now!

I'm going to kill the neighbors. If they turn up dead and it wasn't me, I'll still be convicted from uncontrollable grinning.

At the new place, everything is still everywhere. Today I get to crimp some cables! ...for the first time in 7 years.

Farming starter pets on Pokemon White. Needed the first badge to trade to other cartridge - Got through 1/8 of the game in 48 minutes.

I think I over prepare for stuff.

The Secret to The Secret World is naked white dudes. #TSW

I creaking love Vivox's C3. Making free calls instead of using my minutes rocks.

Exclamation marks! They're contagious!

People are stupid. Why would I work as a freelancer for $13/h if I knew of a site that would net me $2000/day? Idiot.

My TV (monitor) power supply blew. Prima is out of business. Sites want $20 for a DIGITAL copy of the manual. What's that? New TV? Sure!

I need LinkJuice. I think my sites are about as juiced up as they can get without some outside help. Suggestions?

Kicking the Mining Boss' ass! Critical Hit for 500 Manganese! #Wakfu

Apparently you need to be retarded to work in marketing. GG.

I forgot how much stretching out my piercings hurts. Shouldn't have let them shrink.

Paying somebody $180 to repeatedly inject me with a substance I'm allergic to. Next, I'm offering gold to people to kick me in the junk.

Remember when Frames were cool? I do. Tempted to 'Internet Historian' on my resume.

Give a man a site, he'll love it for a day. Teach a man to make a site, you'll be unemployed forever.

I have no idea what < pp > is in HTML, but the typo fixed the issue I was having. Awesomesauce.

Have Google's link rel="author" set now for all sites. Such a headache. I think IRB will need a new layout soon though, so messy!

"What do you mean, why's it got to be build?" He said. "It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses."

10 Mine, Alt-Tab, Mine, Alt-Tab. 20 Mine, Alt-Tab, Mine, Alt-Tab. 30 Mine, Alt-Tab, Mine, Alt-Tab. 40 Go to 10.

Coming up with a logo for Player VS Everything is hard. Right now it's either a genie, or 'VS' with an arrow in it. Help?

Anybody else sigh when they see a 20-something not get a 90s reference on TV?

Just bought PlayerVSEverything.com . Now I have to wait for stupid DNS to configure. Damn them!

Copied 122Review over to IRB & set up templates. Also made PVET prettier. Next: 404 page and Facebook. http://ping.fm/tWvQQ

Monday's post is written for Player VS Everything, with image and all. Now for the rest of the week... www.irblogging.com/PlayerVersus

The Pitcairn Islands sound like a great place to live, if only they had better internet.

Windows: The only OS that makes you break out floppies and an IBM monitor to get to the damned setup screen.

Giving C3 a try. WTB Bored Friends!

Cleaning and found an old copy of ShadowBane. Maybe I should give that a second look for a post.

Damn it, I need a certification to say I'm smart. I hate looking at jobs that say I need college and being eliminated because of it.

"I might get in a little trouble. But I know it will take them 23 minutes to get here. In that time, somebody gonna get a hurt real bad"

Wow, Ankama has a sale on subscription fees for Canadians. Wait, only if you're French Canadian. The fuck is that shit?

"Being a freelance writer is great, I meet a lot of interesting people...in line for my welfare check."

I got paid for doing something in my field for the first time in like...4 years! Woot!

Anybody know what the average hourly rate would be for HTML/CSS programmer? I usually work minimum wage, but told to ask for more.

Rollin' with da Sith dawg!

It's not fair! Everytime I look at the name 'Google Analytics' I laugh. I can't help it, I read dirty words at a 12 year old level.

Woot, paying admin job!

It's all about the washingtons!

Paypal should let me transfer funds from a credit card, to the paypal account. I'm stuck with a bunch of prepaid cards with like $3 on them.

Think Geek has $6 shipping to Canada. Anybody up here ordering something under that? I have a ton off geek points I wouldn't mind using.

Kham Val is fucking useless.

The Ontario government's website is fucking stupid.

So the secretary asks me "Do you watch football at all?" so I put down my PC Gamer mag and reply. I mean really, come on!

I think I have scurvy.

OMG, just finished watching Season 4 of Dexter and don't have season 5 yet. How could they end like that?!

Hoping somebody gets run over by a bus feels even better when you know that they would leave a family behind to suffer.

Downloading SWTOR. Yeah, turns out I've reached my peak of Awesome on WoW. Time to tone it down.

I just bought a game where all you do it walk. And no, it wasn't he new Lord Of The Rings sequel.

Aubrey Woods' role in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is how I wish I could act at work.

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