http://ping.fm/UVNAw Holy crap, a duct tape duck!

http://ping.fm/tCr2e Still questioning foursquare value?

http://ping.fm/UEA2r I'm sitting pretty good; 1st and 2nd. You?

At least I have somebody to remember for me. <3

Aww shit. It's cyber monday and I forgot most of my drugs at home.

My ghost just died on WoW. GJ Blizzard.

Of all the things I've given up, I miss my mind the most.

Just had the best burger ever at some 5 guys place on Princess st.

http://mobilesyrup.com/2010/11/23/survey-44-believe-its-okay-to-take-or-make-calls-while-on-the-toilet/ I'm not part of the 44%, you?

Can i be home now?

I'm really healthy... for a senior. Bent over and my back made a cracking sound.

I hope whoever came up with the idea of CAPTCHA images dies a slow and painful death. And their relatives too. Fuckers.

Damn bitch forgot my fries!
...even though they always taste like ass anyway...I want my fries!

Brock and King Properties are assholes. Gave me a hard time because THEY broke contract, making rent late. Calling head office tomorrow.