Going to get Flop Star 2. Thanks Nathan!

Falling asleep going TO work is a bad thing.

Is it tomorrow yet? How about now?

I should have stayed home today.

Fear my elite shirtninja powers you freezing bastard!

Snow may win this battle, but morning coffee will win the war.

Going outside without sunglasses sucks.

Think I'll quit. Wanna hire me?

Can't touch this! Da na na na, na na, na na.

That's MISTER Prepared to you Asskisser.

Damn Katy Perry and her catchy tunes.

It's so cold this morning the coffee splatter on my cup froze.

Everyday should be PJ day, slippers rock.

Everyday should be PJ day, slippers rock.

I feel too productive this morning. I ate, got lunch, coffee and played rock band.

I got a new pillow...I needed coat hangers. I was close.

Updated to Wordpress 2.7, now my category plugin doesn't work. Maybe it's time for a new layout completely...

Guess who was chosen to coach... That's right, c'est moi!

Of all the things to forget, I forget the advil.

I might not have been able to talk, walk or sit in a chair but I Twittered.

I" goin under.

I'm not wearing red to intimate, really...Ok, I am muhaha.

I'm wearing a touque, eh.