Woot, 8 gauge stuff showed up. Now you can see through my ears :D

I should be a supervisor. I may not be bubbly but I know my stuff, demand satisfactory results from others and hold them responsible for their actions. If those aren't leadership qualities then I don't know what are.

Is it strange that I feel better when I hold people to the same high standards I hold for myself and they fail?

Billy Mays is dead now? WTF mate?

1/3 through my shift and have done absolutely nothing. So awesome.

Jeff Wiggins *BAM* Fashion Consultant!

Today is not a good day to say anything to set Jeff off, he is very moody.

I just jolted all over myself. I think it's going to be a long day.

According to this schedule, I should be downtown 15 minutes earlier on this route even though I left 10 minutes late.

Holy crap! The King of Pop, Michael Jackson is dead!

I'm at 6 votes, leading by 1. The suspense is killing me.

Not only am I running for congress, but right now winning. God bless low population and moving tickets.

One day down, fourto go. Remember to vote for me tomorrow. Jeff for congress!

Hot outside, cold inside. Anybody else see something wrong with this?

Why is it so bloody hot?!
Wake me up when the cinders end.

I still kick ass at swimming. I love having a pool.

I bought some 8g stuff today, think this will be my last stretch.

Weekend for the win! Need to come up with incentives and / or a theme this year from blogathon.

I'm making a list (and checking it twice) of 8g stuff to buy on bodyartforums.com . Anybody wanna help? Or want to add to the order yourself?

"If you're sick, stay homwe to avoid spreading infectious diseases." I AM an infectious disease and they dont give that many FTOs.

Going out drinking while hung over and tired doesn't work. Sorry guys.

Sweet, got my earrings. And turns out my tapers were 6g. No wonder they hurt.

The Bloodhound Gang are awesome.

A kid stopped me on the way to work today and said "Are you the music man?" Weird.

I just saw a fat kid walking down the street eating chicken straight from the bucket. The back of his shirt said "Confidence". If it wasn't for the Wendy's bag in one hand and the large drink it the other I'd have pointed and laughed.

Flip flops and Sundays are a bad mix. Next week I'll run for the bus barefoot.

Thank god it's friday. Not because work sucks, but it's my last clean shirt.

How can a guy I work with live one door over and me not know? They're closing in on me, time to move.

My couch has magical powers. Don't underestimate it, it can make even the fiercest of enemies fall into slumber.

I don't have the number of anybody named Jenny. That makes me kinda sad really.

Practically perfect in every way. Or so work thinks.

Sometimes I feel like I'm so great I deserve a medal.
But then I remember that I got hit with a frying pan last time. Wasn't hoping for a purple heart.

They say there is no such thing as a free lunch. Those people are idiots. And dressing like a hobo is too a hobby!

Ten points to whoever can tell me what a "NIC Card" is.

My average handle time today was 10 minutes and 12 seconds. Took 30 chats. Not too shabby.

Muggy with possible showers? Yeah no, not a day to wear black.

I have no idea what I was supposed to do tonight, but dont think it'll be done.

Great, Monday and a 75% chance of being late. Don't old people have their own bus? Think the name starts with an 'H'.

I just realized that my apartment number doubled is 420. Does that mean I'm half baked?

What has sore fingers and can play the intro to smoke on the water? This guy!

Ooh, Barracuda!
Now I just need to develop musical talent.

Square brand electric guitar, new for $179 at the Hock shop. And it's blue! To get or not?

I play better than Wingss. How do you like me now?!

I think my internet is working on token ring. Or it's high.

Ha, Who needs who to hold the door? And didn't spill a drop either.

Would somebody mind explaining he song 'sex on fire' to me? I swear it's about STDs.

Woot, got paid. Now I can afford the essentials: Corona or Keith's?

Work set me up the bore.
I can haz entertainment?

So yeah, men's gymnastics is lame.

Come on everybody, I will take your money, cause I like money, hehehe. Now go make love 'cause love is free.

I need a miracle, everyday.

WWJD shouldn't be what would Jesus do, the answer is always 'get my ass nailed to a post'. It should be what would jeff do, it's less likely to kill you.

So for the record, I'm too old to be climbing trees.

I feel like I was run over by a train. Driven by an overweight rhinoceros. Help me Dudley!

It's camp day at Tim Hortons. Go drink coffee. For the children, made with children.

Nintendo's press conference at E3 was fail. They made Microsoft look good.